Eating on the hoof in Mexico City!
We spent the next day exploring the city and trying not to get ourselves run over by the crazy drivers who occupy the roads (and sometimes the pavements too!). After a few hours wandering around the little bustling markets and gazing in awe at the beautiful buldings and churches we stumbled into the main square which has in it possibly the biggest flag in the world (pictured above). It´s simply enormous. We had to wait for an almost galeforce wind to blow to get this picture!
We also ventured over to the nearby ruins of the ancient capital of Mexico where we saw (and climbed) the third largest pyramid in the world. The ruins of the whole city are still there including some of the original frescos that date back to about 100 AD. Pretty amazing to see. However, even more interesting was learning of the huge number of traditional human sacrifices that used to take place here, supposedly 25000 in one ceremony that lasted for four days.
We couldn´t quite believe our eyes when we arrived at the stadium, there were people everywhere and most of them were wearing skin tight masks over their entire heads emulating their favourite wrestlers. The surprising thing was that these people weren´t children, they were grown men! The atmosphere inside the stadium was crazy as lycra clad, mask and cape wearing wrestlers (similar to those around in the very early 80s) were escorted to the ring by bikini clad beauties. They then proceeded to throw themselves at each other in some kind of mock fighting, elaborate gymnastic routine. If things looked as though they were going the wrong way for the hero's a couple more wrestlers would join in to even things out again (at one point there was even a midget donned in a blue monkey suit jumping up and down on a black cape wearing villain wrestler, weird!).At the time we thought that this would probably be our most bizarre experience in Mexico City but it fades into insignificance when compared with the next evenings antics. We were just going out for a quiet dinner and a couple of drinks (it tends to always start that way though doesn´t it?!). Dinner passed as planned (although Ad did get a plate of black looking tar, no idea what it was, that´s the problem when the menu is in Spanish!) and then we headed to a traditional Cantina (bar). Sitting at the bar we ordered our beers and then looked in bemusement as the barman wittered on and on at us in Spanish.
Eventually he said, ¨I recommend¨ and scurried away. We were quite perplexed but when he returned with a plate of peanuts figured out he must have been offering us a bar snack. A few minutes later he returned with a plate of stuff that looked a bit like raw fish with what looked like a knuckle joint in it. On noticing the bemused looks on mine and Ad´s faces he smiled and did an impression of the tasty nibble he´d created for us. He put his hands on his head to resemble horns and mooed and then pointed to his foot!! BULLS HOOF! Ad and I looked at each other in shock! But were forced to tuck into the gristly, jelly like treat with the aid of some lime juice and Tabasco sauce, nice!One positive to come out of the evening was that we met a random Mexican girl at the bar who decided that she would like to show us round the city the next day. Meeting her the next morning we discovered that her English wasn´t actually as good as we remembered and we spent most of the day talking in broken sentences like Borat (without the dodgy accent) and miming like fools.

However, the atmosphere was great and you never have to move from your seat. They bring beer and hot dogs to you while you try and figure out what the hell is happening. We were lucky enough to have fantastic seats that were 10 rows back from first base and a very helpful steward sat nearby who told me all that I needed to know.






It´s a hard life!








That evening Ad indulged his pyramaniac tendancies by not only lighting his own coal bbq but by also making use of the fire pit next to our tent. Roasting marshmallows and drinking beer - what a perfect way to spend an evening.





Anyway, sorry, Hawaii!!! I had talked Ellie into including Hawaii on our travel plans as I had heard so much about the sun, surf and HULA HULA girls. There was plenty of sun and surf but the only hula hula girls we saw looked like the pre-diet picture you see for slim fast!
After this we were treated to the most politically insensitive talk ever about the cowardly Japanese and their tirant empire. I think that the Japanese members in our group really appreciated it! We were then taken out to see the sunken wreck of the battle ship that is lying where it was bombed, still with over one thousand bodies entombed!
Still, the beach and weather were absolutely amazing and we loved Hawaii!

As the tour ended we found ourselves in a large bar with beer taps on both sides. Thinking that this couldn´t possibly be true, we were given a large amount of clean glasses and told to help ourselves to as much and as many of the different beer types that were there. HEAVEN!!!!! (we found out after that all of the workers at the brewery get 3 hours free drinking like this every day in the staff bar. Strangely there is a high alcohol dependency problem and divorce rate at the site!!!!!!!!!)



